I have always believed that the Vagina has a mind and voice of its' own. The things she must experience throughout the span of her owner's life especially during pregnancy and childbirth! Here is a sneak peek into some of the thoughts that could be running through her mind.
We all know there are many uses for a Vagina
You definitely don’t want me anywhere near your good China
The important thing is to keep me clean
So that I can be used as a well oiled machine.
Baby Baby, I know you will be passing through here
I think before that I may need a few beers
There a few details which I will need to know beforehand
So that the passage through which you will travel can expand.
There were many times even before you started your journey
When things started getting a little blurry
I figured out that it was you slowly descending on me
Two minutes later, “Oh no!” I started to feel some pee
I felt different before you came along, all moist and tender
Now that you have come and gone, I am red and ready to surrender
Time has come for me to close my eyes and sleep
So that I can wake up tomorrow, ready to take the next leap.
Hi! I'm Antara and I was once a 'let's get the party started, consume a bottle of Rose Champagne on the weekend' kind of girl. Now at 33 and a mom of a teddy bear looking 2 year old boy (with another little bundle on the way), I am still that 'let's get the party started, consume a bottle of Rose Champagne on the weekend kind of girl.'